I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
At least life still wants to fuck me.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
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