Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
just when i thought things couldnt get worse, the batteries died in my vibrator.
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
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