Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
Well yesterday i made out with the entire football team and rifht at this very moment our waiter looks like a ken doll. Straight up. And he gave me wine so ill probly make out with him
college has opened so many doors for you
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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