I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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