Me too!
I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
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