He is such a slut. More and more my type.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
how do flat chested girls get laid?
I just rubbed my dick on something in your apartment. Can you guess what?
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
Oh honey. I will not JUST be drunk. I will be spring break drunk. Spectacularly hammered. It will be glorious for all watching and embarrassing for anyone that has to drag me to bed.
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
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