I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
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We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
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I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
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