Question: If I woke up with one eyebrow mysteriously missing, do I shave the other one to match?
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
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