...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
Last night I got drunk on margaritas at an Irish pub and came home with only one shoe. I have to get my shit together.
You really know how to show Monday who's boss.
He caught a cramp during sex and I was like "do you want me to get you a banana?" And he responded with "I'll give you a banana" and kept going. I'm marrying him.
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
I'm both gender and math confused
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