your room smells of hookers.
And success
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
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