why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
turns out the guy i was dating because he was a cop was not actually a cop. i learned this as he got arrested by real cops.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
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Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
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In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
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