ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
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Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
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I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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