I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
you started whispering 'the itsy bitsy spider' while you were putting your hands up my shorts.
just woke up to a 10 min voicemail of you singing "99 red ballons".... you need to work on your german..
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
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