worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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