one two three fourrrrnication!
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
She's making her own pesto again. Cooking spaghetti in the microwave and "frying" vegetables in the toaster oven. All this while wearing the yellow rubber gloves and saying that the pesto has feelings like a real person. Im terrified.
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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