38 yer olds are good kisserssss
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
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