But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
You ever have a fart follow you around?
Randomize
