Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
You leaned over to me in the elevator and whispered "how long do I have to pretend to be sober?"
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
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