Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
Those strippers last night smelled great. It was the perfect mixture of vanilla and daddy issues.
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
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Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
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But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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