Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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