Just saw a policeman use his lights to go through a red light only to turn them off and go to Sonic...
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
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I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
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If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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