Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.