Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto