Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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