Just met a synchronized swimmer, can you imagine the things she could do in the water
Legs for days
Harpoon that
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
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