So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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