Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
The creeper at the bar just realized we have the same birthday and bought me four beers already. He walked off so I took his change and dashed, i'm bringing the case over now.
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