I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
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My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
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Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
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