i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
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He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
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She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
We smell like vodka and hangover
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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