i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
I got her a Nickelback box set.
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Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
There's limited edition cherry vanilla nyquil. It's like they know how much I hate myself and they're giving me a consolation prize.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
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I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
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