We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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