i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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