Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
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