You can bone my sister, but I will end our friendship if you write 'LOLERS' one more time at the end of your texts.
there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
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do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
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