Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
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Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
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hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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