His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
Yes, you can go into Petsmart drunk but the cats awaiting adoption don't appreciate the soft pretzels squeezed through their cages.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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