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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
My mother just made an innapropriate gesture with a cucumber while grocery shopping at whole foods... Then she said "bitches love cucumbers" and all this time i thought i was adopted
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
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