Your dad touched me again.
i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
The fact that the praying hands are in my top emojis defines how 2016 is going so far
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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