dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Randomize
