you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
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