Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
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I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
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It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
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