Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
My cell phone fell out of my shirt pocket while tying my shoe on an escalator....which was followed by me being accused of trying to sneak an upskirt photo and being violently shoved down the top of the escalator. How's YOUR day?
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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