Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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