So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
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