Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
ugly people sure do ruin things
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
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