halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
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I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
Yeah man... I ordered donuts, drank wine, and cried to a movie with Seth Rogen in it. Do you really think I have my shit together?
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Is being in jail an excusable absence?
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
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