I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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