Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
Someone came in the potted fern
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
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