this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
I woke up to him trying to put his dick in my mouth. When I asked him what he was doing he said he was trying to make me stop snoring...
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
Trying to figure out the logistics of putting my laptop speakers on this plate with the last slice of pizza. Too drunk to move the plate. Not an option.
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
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