You think the Elephant Man ever tried to pick up chicks claiming all his appendages were elephant-sized?
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
Randomize
