omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
I got Pilsbury cinnamon rolls for us to have tomorrow, but I don't have the willpower to leave them in my fridge overnight, so I am eating them all and getting us more in the morning
I love you more by the minute
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
I don't know who's more excited for you to come home. Me or my vagina
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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