Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
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It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
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I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
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