I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
As I was buying milk at the market, the lady at the checkstand said, "what? No alcohol today?" have I really earned THAT reputation?
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My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
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My crowning drunk achievement from that night was donating $5 to the Obama campaign.
You're perfect
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
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