i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
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So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
I'm at work. It's margarita night. Someone literally just shouted "MURICUH!"
God bless us, everyone.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
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I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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