I just realized i haven't had sex in 2009. oh man thats embarrassing.
Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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