just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
Just as I was applauding myself for the best wing man award, I realized we are going to have to burn our futon.
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
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