Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
i wish they had a 'baby daddy' section in halmark, like, "hey, i know you didn't want this child and you're doing a horrible job, but here's to making you cry on fathers day"
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
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I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
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Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
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